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It's offensive jokes and riddles time!


Let's start with a couple of riddles:

1. What is better than winning a medal at the Special Olympics?

2. What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies?

3. Why do doctors always need hot water when they deliver babies?

4. What did the deaf, dumb and blind kid get for Christmas?

5. What's seven inches long, cold and hard, and makes a woman cry every time?

6. Why was there was only one black crew member on Challenger?

7. Why didn't Superman save the Twin Towers?

8. What did the paedophile say when he was released from prison?

9. What do you call a black guy flying a plane?

10. Why Did The Cripple Cross The Road?

LET THE GUESSING BEGIN!

Zarra wrote:

It's offensive jokes and riddles time!


Let's start with a couple of riddles:

1. What is better than winning a medal at the Special Olympics?

2. What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies?

3. Why do doctors always need hot water when they deliver babies?

4. What did the deaf, dumb and blind kid get for Christmas?

5. What's seven inches long, cold and hard, and makes a woman cry every time?

6. Why was there was only one black crew member on Challenger?

7. Why didn't Superman save the Twin Towers?

8. What did the paedophile say when he was released from prison?

9. What do you call a black guy flying a plane?

10. Why Did The Cripple Cross The Road?

LET THE GUESSING BEGIN!

1. Losing. That way, you're not put on display

2. -

3. To boil them if they're hungry

4. A gun to shoot themself

5. A nail in her hands and feet

6. They ran out of red shirts

7. He wasn't super enough

8. -

9.<transformers themesong in the background> Black pilot, terrorist in disguise

10. To go lie down in front of a car.

Did i get them right? :3

No, all wrong, but 3 was close enough. The answer is; If the baby dies, they can make soup.

And 9 is a pilot ofcourse, you racist son of a bitch!

What, i didn't get 5 right? What's that one then?

Still-born fetus!

So:
1. What is better than winning a medal at the Special Olympics?
?

2. What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies?
?

3. Why do doctors always need hot water when they deliver babies?
If the baby dies, they can make soup!

4. What did the deaf, dumb and blind kid get for Christmas?
?

5. What's seven inches long, cold and hard, and makes a woman cry every time?
Still-born Fetus!

6. Why was there was only one black crew member on Challenger?
?

7. Why didn't Superman save the Twin Towers?
?

8. What did the paedophile say when he was released from prison?
?

9. What do you call a black guy flying a plane?
A pilot, you racist son of a bitch!

10. Why Did The Cripple Cross The Road?
?

We'll get back to the jokes after these two youtube links:

PETA member on scare tactics

Fake trailer

I cant see the fake trailer as it's flagged for 18+ and i'm only 16. But in return, i found this great disney cartoon!

Donald duck - Der Fuhrer's face

I know that one, it's a classic. To bad they banned all the old cartoons that deal with touchy subjects... I think it's quite weird that making fun of nazis is illigal when you create childrens cartoons.

That one is not the best anti-nazi cartoons out there though. This one, imho is waaay better, but not as funny: Hitler's Children:Education For Death

No more guessing? I'll answer them then.


1. What is better than winning a medal at the Special Olympics?
Not being retarded.
OR
The ability to walk.

2. What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

3. Why do doctors always need hot water when they deliver babies?
If the baby dies, they can make soup!

4. What did the deaf, dumb and blind kid get for Christmas?
Cancer.

5. What's seven inches long, cold and hard, and makes a woman cry every time?
Still-born Fetus!

6. Why was there was only one black crew member on Challenger?
They didn't know it was going to crash.

7. Why didn't Superman save the Twin Towers?
Because he's a cripple in a wheelchair.

8. What did the paedophile say when he was released from prison?
I feel like a kid again!

9. What do you call a black guy flying a plane?
A pilot, you racist son of a bitch!

10. Why Did The Cripple Cross The Road?
Because I chased it with an axe.



Couple of new jokes:

Zeebo, a Nigerian orphan, has to ride 15 miles each day just to get to school on a bike with no pedals. To make it worse, he only has one leg.
For a small donation of just £2:50, you can download the video. It's fucking hilarious!


A man with no arms or legs is sunbathing on the beach. He is approached by three beautiful young women who take pity on him.
The first says to him, "Have you ever been hugged?"
The man shakes his head, and she leans down and gives him a hug. The second says to him, "Have you ever been kissed?"
He shakes his head. She kisses him.
Rather abruptly, the third girl asks, "Have you ever been fucked?"
"No," says the man, his eyes lighting up.
"Well, you are now, The tide's coming in."


A doctor in the maternity ward takes a baby from a cot and starts spinning it around by its ankles, smashing it into walls, drop kicking it down the corridors, etc. The mum runs after him, hysterical, screaming and crying and asks him what the hell he is doing. He says "Aah April Fool! It was dead anyway!"


Optician: Im afraid you're going to have to stop masturbating
Bloke: Why? Is it making my eyes weaker?
Optician: No - it's upsetting all my other patients!


An airliner has crashed into a cemetery outside Poland.
Rescuers have been working for a week.
So far they've recovered 4,000 bodies.

This video is great

Mind control made easy - how to be a cult leader

If they put it like that, it looks an awfull lot like the church of scientology...hmm...

That's because the church of scientology is a cult. All cults work like this.

Savannah animals get very very drunk

XD

jajajaja nice...I will contribute with some tonight!!

Worst kung-fu auditions ever

Worst movie scenes ever

Worst video games ever

Japanese tv program
Their comedy programs are so much more cruel then ours.

Japanese persons ARE really cruel.

I think it's a lot more funny then what they show on our TV programs.

Sigma. wrote:

Japanese persons ARE really cruel.

Their Serial Murder rate per person is only under Us, England and Australia....go figured!!

Vlad wrote:

Sigma. wrote:

Japanese persons ARE really cruel.

Their Serial Murder rate per person is only under Us, England and Australia....go figured!!

Being cruel doesn't say you kill somebody.