What are you reading?

I've just finished reading "The gospel of the flying spaghetti monster"and MAN have we been lied to.

According to the gospel, we did not evolve from monkeys, but from pirates, which obviously makes a lot more sence, snice we only share 95% of our dna with monkeys, but 99.9% with pirates!

Our appendix was not something left from the days in which we needed to have that extra bit of intestine, but it was a place where our pirate ancestors stored their gold. (hence the phrase "cough it up")

Grravity is not an unexplainable force that somehow drags us to earth, it is the FSM, pushing us down with his noodly appendages.

And countless other "revelations". A must read for all ages.


Except for dumb people.